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2020 The year we’ll never forget -
Deck the halls and not your family fa la la la la -
Dear Santa, Sorry for all the f-bombs 2020 was crazy -
From the bottom of my heart I don’t give a f*** -
HO HO HO LY Sh** 2020 Sucks -
How Corona Stole Christmas -
I love God but some of His children get on my last nerve! -
I pretend coffee helps but I’m still a bit** -
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus -
I wear it for the HO’s -
Sweet but twisted Does that make me a candy cane -
This is my sit on my a** I’m going gnomewhere for Christmas Blanket -
What the fucculent -
Dance like Frosty Shine like Rudolph Give like Santa Love like Jesus -
Covid free Send Santa please -
Co Co Covid -
Be bold Be brave Be you -
Baby it’s Covid outside -
Ambitchous (adj.) the desire to become a better bit** -
F*** this sh** O’clock -
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle -
I put out for Santa -
I tried to start my day without coffee once… my court date is still pending -
I want to be a nice person but everyone is just so stupid